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balooneybob · 08-11-2010, 12:04 AM

Hannah knew she and BP must assert their evil dominance over the other villains, to gain their loyalty as followers as part of their evil world domination plan. If Hannah could command all the villains, and pool their resources, it would only be a matter of time before she was Lord and Master of the Universe.
Hannah and BP formulated a plan to play practical jokes on all the villains until they saw her as their ring leader.

fantanoice · 08-11-2010, 12:38 AM

Meanwhile, Hannah and BP continued to poison the oceans. Spongebob Squarepants pleaded with them to stop and even sang, "What is Love" to try and make them merciful.

balooneybob · 08-11-2010, 10:23 PM

Hannah caught Spongebob in a pokeball and went back to the Evil Conference in time for the discussion circle for childhood traumas.
"My father never loved me..." sobbed Lex Luther.
"At least you knew your daddy" cried Dr. Evil, "Mine died in a car explosion..."
"The current narrator doesn't know out backstories!" sobbed Bowser, Dr. Nefarious, Ganondorf and Mama Luigi.

"Well, I have a surprise for you all. You parents are all here to visit..." proclaimed Hannah.
"Yay!" chorused the villains.
*curtain opens to reveal family members locked in a metal cage being slowly lowered into a pool of magma, the charred remains of sharks with laser beams attached to their heads float in the lava.*

"But for no apparant reason I'm going to kill them.... eventually!" Hannah cackled, as the cage lowered a notch.
*half an hour later*
The cage moves down another notch. Dr Nefarious and Ganondorf have started playing a game of snap.

Odairu86 · 08-12-2010, 03:17 AM

An informant exposed Hannah's lie to the other villains: the "parents" were just Duplighosts in disguise. So they let the Duplighosts melt to death in the hot liquid magma.

balooneybob · 08-12-2010, 07:57 PM

The villains all enjoyed watching the deaths, and then they had a heated discussion about the best evil pet, and compared secret lairs. Hannah scribbled down notes during the discussion, and had soon deduced the locations of each villain's secret hideout. That night while all the villains were tucked up in bed, cuddling their teddy bears; Hannah snuck out and had her armies capture all the secret bases.
"The multiverse will soon be mine!" she laughed menacingly.

Odairu86 · 08-14-2010, 08:53 AM

She was completely unaware of the fact that during the night, the informant mind-raped all the villains(and their teddy bears too) and turned them into clones of himself. Yes, the informant is.....Weegee, the most evil and powerful being in the universe!

balooneybob · 08-16-2010, 07:17 PM

Weegee used the information to travel back in time and kill himself. He then imploded due to his paradoxical existance. Which meant he was never around to have killed himself so he dusted off his coat (which was covered with his own internal organs) and then continued on his merry way to grandmas house.

fantanoice · 08-16-2010, 09:57 PM

And thus, the world was free of the worst meme ever. People would have cheered in the streets, had they known that such a thing could exist and then be destroyed.

Odairu86 · 08-17-2010, 02:52 AM

However, the nonexistant scattered organs of Weegee each transformed into a new being. The heart became Mama Luigi, the lungs became Stone Luigi and Farmer Luigi, the stomach became Debrotherized Luigi, the liver became Egg Luigi, the kidneys became Retard Luigi and Three-eyed Blue Luigi, the brain became Regular Luigi, the testicles became God Luigi and Game Luigi, and the appendix became Gay Luigi. These new Luigis traveled to Castle Oblivion to overthrow Organization XIII.

fantanoice · 08-28-2010, 04:18 AM

Odairu86 · 08-28-2010, 08:55 AM

When the Luigi Clan arrived at Castle Oblivion, they discovered that Organization XIII had already been defeated by the Sesame Street gang, who were having a Thanksgiving feast in August.

fantanoice · 08-28-2010, 11:08 AM

And that crappy Disney show, "Jonas" was playing on their television in the background. Joe was making some big speech about taking out the garbage like a normal family and nobody really gave a f*ck.

Odairu86 · 08-31-2010, 03:05 AM

Stone Luigi created a pinball machine out of Oscar the Grouch's garbage can to end the boredom.

Stone Luigi: "Hey Elmo, look what I made!"
Elmo: "It's a can, Luigi. You didn't make it."
Stone Luigi: "It's a pinball machine. I chiseled it!"

Meanwhile Cookie Monster was upset that everyone keeps forcing him to eat crappy fruits and vegetables instead of heavenly cookies.

DrunkenSquirrel · 09-02-2010, 03:06 PM

...Or so they thought.

"I've been waiting all day for you, baby." muttered Cookie Monster, ripping open a bag of cookies in the dark corner of a back alley. "Your chips... Sing to me."
The bag, however, was empty. The dealer had ripped him off.
"I paid good money for this product!" screamed Cookie Monster, throwing the empty bag to the harsh, concrete floor.
Cookie took a brief moment to cry, narrowly dodging Gamer in the process. However, it was during his waterworks that he birthed an idea.

"Big Bird and his boys could liquidate that shady baker." he said to the grimy brick wall. "I'll go see him."

Odairu86 · 09-04-2010, 09:33 AM

Cookie Monster failed to notice that Big Bird was on the Thanksgiving feast table, cooked and being sliced and eaten by the SS gang. When Cookie Monster arrived at Big Bird's nest, the Joker was the new crime boss in town.